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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 21st, 2012
I bet when you guys saw today’s babe gallery you thought that I forgot about TST right? To tell you the truth, I did. Holiday weekends always mess with me. But better late then never, here’s a stamp of a bow and a present that needs to be unwrapped. Have a good tramp stamp pic [...]
Man’s Life Magazine Covers Will Boost Your Manliness (9 Pics)
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 17th, 2012
Back before men plucked their eye brows, waxed their chests, and shaved their balls, they had a beacon of manly light called “Man’s Life Magazine.” MML encouraged the use of your bare hands to kill shit, the conquering of beasts, and having women fall in love with you without having to watch retarded movies like [...]
Level 99 Omegle Troll
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 17th, 2012
Trolling Omegle is somewhat of an art. 99% of its users are horny dudes looking for something that will never happen. A good Omegle troll can turn an erection into repulsion in under 2 minutes. The above is a textbook example of how to do this. Regretful Morning » Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny [...]
Expectation vs Reality (12 pics)
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 13th, 2012
When you try a new outfit, do a cool trick, or simply feel awesome, there is a good chance that others will see you in a different light. This is unfortunately the reality. If you’re a good sport you can reflect on your own reality for a good laugh. If you think these are as [...]
A man’s love for Star Wars
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 13th, 2012
So I watched Ep 1 in 3D over the weekend and I’ve come to a simple conclusion. No matter how bad Lucas film effs up these movies, they still give me a hard on. If we’re being honest, 3D didn’t really add sh*t to the movie, most of the time you couldn’t even tell. That [...]
WR Moss plans to come out of retirement (AP)
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 13th, 2012
Randy Moss once said, “I play when I want to play.” Six months after retiring, the veteran NFL wide receiver wants to play again. Moss announced on a webchat Monday — his 35th birthday — that he’s planning a comeback. His agent, Joel Segal, wouldn’t go into his client’s available options. Yahoo! Sports – Top [...]
Mickelson roars past Woods to win Pebble (AP)
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 12th, 2012
Phil Mickelson rallied from six shots behind to win for the fourth time at Pebble Beach, a final round made even more memorable by the guy in a red shirt who was among the first to congratulate him Sunday on the 18th green. Turns out that Tiger Woods was just along for the ride. Mickelson [...]
How do I get a spider out of my vagina?
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 9th, 2012
And these are the people who are breeding. It almost makes the movie Idiocracy an all too realistic future. Regretful Morning » Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos
This Dog Has An Epic Tongue (3 Pics)
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 9th, 2012
I bet you’re thinking “arg another dog gallery?” You’re damn right we’re posting another dog gallery. Dogs are awesome. The one we’re featuring today is popular amongst the bitches and it isn’t for his fetching skills. When I saw this pooch, my warped mind immediately thought of a story that an older gentleman had told [...]
The New York Giants Win Super Bowl XLVI — Congratulations
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 5th, 2012
The New York Giants & The New England Patriots both put in a valiant effort Feb. 5, but only one team emerged on top! It’s official: The New York Giants are Super Bowl champions! The team triumphed over the New England Patriots (21 — 17) under the guidance of quarterback Eli Manning.
News anchor has a dirty mind
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 5th, 2012
So she judges a sausage competition but from the way she’s talking I’m not sure if she’s grading them on taste alone, or if length and girth factor into the equation as well. Regretful Morning » Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos
Alcohol
Posted by Sports Fun Fan on February 5th, 2012
It’s Super Bowl Sunday. Another excuse to drink ourselves into a stuper, eat a bunch of calorie filled food, and yell at the TV. If I’m late with updates tomorrow, this is why. xoxo Regretful Morning » Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos
